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Queenie Got Ran Over By The Gooseman

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Queenie Got Ran Over By The Gooseman

by AnnieO


Rated: K


Summary: This is what happens when I have no sleep, to much caffeine and a bad head cold.




Queenie got run over by the Gooseman
Walking from the crypt last x-mass eve
You can say the Gooseman is quite normal
as for me I fear I disagree


We'd been sent out on this mission
To the Queenie’s asteroid
Was The Goose-mans turn for driving
and we all really begged him to go slow


But he had a date on Christmas Morning
And he just could not be late
So he broke the light speed record
And had us there in less than 2.8


Queenie got run over by the Gooseman
Walking from the crypt last x-mass eve
You can say the Gooseman is quite normal
as for me I fear I disagree


We were really quite surprised
When we heard that mighty thump
But the Gooseman, just kept flying
And the ship had a new hood ornament


I could hear the Queenie screaming
That the Gooseman better stop
But he simply shrugged his shoulders
Hit the breaks and sent the queen into orbit


Queenie got run over by the Gooseman
\Walking from the crypt last x-mass eve
You can say the Gooseman is quite normal
as for me I fear I disagree


Now the Captain was quite angry
With the Goose-man’s driving skills
How could he explain this one?
When Commander Walsh gets the repair bill?


I’ve warned all the other Rangers
Don’t ever let the Gooseman Drive
Don’t know why they gave a license
To a man who has a hide of adamantum!


Queenie got run over by the Gooseman
Walking from the crypt last x-mass eve
You can say the Gooseman is quite normal
as for me I fear I disagree