One Million Emotions - Transcription

Shane Gooseman: Glorified security guards.
Zachary Foxx: It's not my idea Goose, so quit complaining to me!
Shane Gooseman: Playing nurse maid to a bunch of pictures. Phuh.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: That bunch of pictures happens to be treasures of art from a hundred different cultures. Both human and alien, and priceless.
Niko: Doc's right. This is an opportunity to generate a lot of good will among allied planets.
Zachary Foxx: But it's also an opportunity for big trouble, and we're supposed to make sure that trouble doesn't happen!
Niko: It'll do you good to see an art show, Goose.
Shane Gooseman: I'd rather be chasing smugglers.
the Tower: We have you on scans, Ranger 1. Tube 3.
Niko: That landscape's from Nebraska.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: The planet or the state?
Niko: The planet, Doc. And that. Hm... that looks like a Zeotrope mobile.
Shane Gooseman: What's that thing?
Niko: This is a sensation doll. It was made by one of the Poe Mutants.
Shane Gooseman: Edgar Allan Poe mutants it looks like.
Zachary Foxx: Don't joke, my friend. Once upon a time the Poe Mutants controlled a vast empire.
Shane Gooseman: For a bunch of big shots they sure made lousy art.
Niko: It's not what you can see that's so special about this object. You're supposed to touch it.
Shane Gooseman: That's a good one. You're supposed to touch it and it's stuck under a foot of glass.
Niko: You bet it is. Because unless you're a Poe that thing is deadly. It's a kind of battery. A storage battery. It holds one million emotions. A hundred thousand kinds of fear, a quarter million varieties of anger, jealousy, love... One touch and...
Shane Gooseman: Haha! The emotional electric chair. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about somebody stealing this thing.
Zachary Foxx: Maybe not.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: This sounds funny, I know, but it looks almost alive!
Niko: In a way it is. It literally contains the personality of its maker.
Zachary Foxx: Let's make the rounds.
Miller: Now what time is it?
Sanderson: Relax, we've got three more hours till everybody clears out and we can go to work. --- Looks good, I'll go first.
Miller: I thought I was gonna go crazy cooped up inside that thing.
Sanderson: Hey, you'll forget all about that once you start counting your money. So let's get this business over with.
Miller: Hey! What's going on?
Sanderson: Let's get out of here!
some Ranger: Stay right where you are. If you move, you're a memory!
some Ranger: Ugh.
Sanderson: Uagh!
some Ranger: Hugh!
the Curator: Be careful with those pieces. Would you look at this mess! How could you let this happen?
Zachary Foxx: Take it easy, curator.
Shane Gooseman: I've ordered a full station search.
Zachary Foxx: Good. Find any identification on the thief your men stopped?
some Ranger: None, but we're running a few checks right now.
Zachary Foxx: So are we.
Niko: That's how they got in here!
Shane Gooseman: They just sat all scrunched up in here until everybody was gone.
the Curator: Get down from there. Are you loony?
Zachary Foxx: Curator, when was this web and spider installed?
the Curator: Why, just yesterday morning. Early shuttle brought it in from Mars. The artist lives there in a colony called New Pigale. A woman named Arizona Magee.
Niko: I've heard of her.
the Curator: Everybody has heard about Arizona. She's fabulously famous. And she couldn't possibly have had anything to do with this. That is out of the ...
some Ranger: Emergency. Area seven.
Zachary Foxx: Come on. Sounds like somebody's trying to leave.
Shane Gooseman: Wait for me!
some Ranger: He's escaped.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: He's gone! You let him go?
some Ranger: Listen guys. I wasn't armed and he was. I don't get paid enough to be a hero!
Zachary Foxx: Galaxy Rangers, we're going to Mars. I think we should have a little talk with this Arizona Magee.
Shane Gooseman: Arizona Magee, sensation dolls, spiders from Mars, now we're cooking!
Miller: Whaa! Eh, you scared me Mr. Subtract. I wasn't expecting you to be here.
Jackie Subtract: Oh. We've been waiting quite a while. Hope you don't mind. I gave my little friend some cake you had lying around.
Miller: No, of course I don't mind. Well, I got it.
Jackie Subtract: Yeah, so I heard. Everybody's heard. What happened Miller? You were both supposed to be back here by the time they even found out the sensation doll was missing!
Miller: I don't know what happened, Mr Subtract. Everything was great until we grabbed the thing. And then, they got Sanderson.
Jackie Subtract: Yeah, they did. But at least I got the doll. Miller. Kindly open that suitcase, will you. I want to see what this thing looks like.
Miller: So, there it is, Mr. Subtract. Eh, eh do you have the money with you? I'm really gonna need it fast.
Jackie Subtract: Easy, Crumb.
Miller: Mr. Subtract, eh, my money! Hey, hey what're you doing? Oh no, no! Hey, no no! Stop! No no no no AAAARRR!
Shane Gooseman: What's the story here? Are the bugs taking over? Call the exterminator.
Niko: Earth pests that stowed away on colonists' ships have found Mars much to their liking.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: Well, I guess we know where the artist gets her inspiration.
Zachary Foxx: Arizona? Arizona Magee?
Arizona Magee: Miller? Is that you? Where've you been? Who are you? I thought you were Miller.
Niko: Miller?
Arizona Magee: My helper. You don't think I lug all this heavy metal around by myself, do you? Are you people art collectors? Do you wanna buy somethin'?
Zachary Foxx: This helper of yours, Miller, by any chance, did he recently deliver a sculpture of yours to the show on BETA space station?
Arizona Magee: Yes, just yesterday. What's the problem?
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: Do you happen to know where Mr Miller lives?
Arizona Magee: You're police, aren't you? What's a Galaxy Ranger?
Zachary Foxx: Would you please come along with us and show us where Miller lives? We'll explain everything along the way.
Shane Gooseman: Do you sell much of this stuff?
Arizona Magee: Believe it or not: Yes! Heee, he, he, he! --- I don't understand. You think he hid inside my sculpture?
Miller: {\em Sob, sob.
Niko: He touched the doll.
Zachary Foxx: Sounds as if he was forced to.
Shane Gooseman: The emotional electric chair.
Miller: You all really hate me! Well, I hate you too! Ugh.
Zachary Foxx: This Jacky Subtract who talked you into this, does he have the sensation doll now?
Miller: If I tell you where he is will you promise not to hurt me?
Niko: We won't.
Miller: Jacky lives over in the lowest east side. Everybody knows Jacky Subtract over there. Now please go away.
some Alien: You want what?
Niko: A mars ruby.
some Alien: Go to a jewel store, don't come to me.
Niko: The ruby I want isn't for sale. The owner wants to keep it, but I want it.
some Alien: You want somebody to steal this ruby for you, is that it? You don't want me, lady, you want Jacky Subtract. Pandemonium Street Number 301.
Jackie Subtract: Good little bug.
some Alien: Hey, boss, this lady wants to talk to you.
Jackie Subtract: Now, what's all this I hear about a ruby that's not for sale?
Niko: I'm not interested in the ruby, Mr. Subtract. What really interests me is a little doll.
Jackie Subtract: Ah, I see. --- I need some help in here!
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: You rang? --- Neat trick!
Niko: If he leaves the building by the back exit he'll run right into Goose.
Jackie Subtract: Uh! Crumb! Crumb! Here, Crumb! Come to daddy!
Shane Gooseman: Where's the doll, creep?
Jackie Subtract: Doll? I don't play with dolls. Can't you see I'm a grown man?
Shane Gooseman: Don't get funny with me, pal. I'm warning you.
Jackie Subtract: Crumb, you naughty girl. Where have you been?
Shane Gooseman: I don't believe this, a trained roach! This job just keeps getting better!
Jackie Subtract: Crumb! Attack!
Shane Gooseman: Yuck!
Jackie Subtract: Don't hurt Crumb. Have a heart. Leave my pet alone.
Shane Gooseman: Tell me where the doll is or I'll squash this bug.
Jackie Subtract: Alright. Just don't hurt it!
Shane Gooseman: Where is it?
Jackie Subtract: It's on its way to earth. There is a guy there, who collects statues and sculptures and stuff for this weird garden that he's got. I had the doll stolen for him.
Shane Gooseman: Where on earth?
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: I ran a check on this collector. He is an art lover alright. What he loves, he buys. And what he can't buy, he steals and smuggles from Tortuna to New Jersey.
Shane Gooseman: And he lives in New Jersey?
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: He owns New Jersey!
the Tower: Roger Ranger 1, you are cleared for landing.
Brappo: Now, it's so beautifully ugly, isn't it, Peters?
Peters: If you say so, Sir.
Brappo: This sun comes out at night, doesn't it Peters?
Peters: If you say so, Sir. Sir, apparently some intruders have entered the property.
Brappo: Oh, I wonder if they've come for you. --- I don't think we need worry too much about intruders.
Niko: This garden - something tells me it's not as innocent as it looks.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: Now I know why we haven't seen any guards around here! Whaa!
Niko: I think there is the man to see.
Zachary Foxx: Be careful. --- The fountain! Blast the fountain!
Brappo: My fire-fountain! Those philistines have destroyed my fire-fountain!
Peters: If you say so, Sir.
Niko: There's something very familiar about the collector.
Zachary Foxx: You two deal with the collector, we'll take care of ourselves.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: Got an idea. We have to move together, O.K.? Drag this thing towards that tree over there.
Brappo: Eieigh.
Niko: Goose, it's Brappo, and he's got the doll. Remember, don't touch it.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: Worse than gum my boot. --- I'm billing him for dry cleaning.
Shane Gooseman: You caused us a lot of trouble, Brappo. Now I'm gonna cause you some.
Brappo: Peters, get rid of him.
Shane Gooseman: Grrrr!
Peters: I quit, Sir.
Brappo: Peters! Alright. How much do you want?
Shane Gooseman: Don't make me mad. We're here for the doll.
Brappo: You can't have it, it's mine! Aargh!
Shane Gooseman: Niko! No!
Zachary Foxx: Goose!
Niko: Don't touch him!
Brappo: Mommyy!
Niko: Goose, can you hear me?
Zachary Foxx: Goose?
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: How do you feel, Gooseman?
Shane Gooseman: Feel? I feel... wonderful. Go to sleep my masterpiece, you're safe now.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: What happened? Why didn't he...?
Niko: He did. Goose absorbed everything that the sensation doll had to give. One million emotions. But Goose's bio-defences protected him, in a very special way.
Zachary Foxx: Do you remember what Niko said? That doll contains the lifeforce of its maker. And Goose absorbed that lifeforce. He became that Poe mutant artist.
Walter 'Doc' Hartford: Goose? An artist? Then I'm Santa Claus! One million emotions. What was it like? Come on!
Shane Gooseman: What was what like? I didn't feel a thing, I'm telling you. You know us supertroopers, Doc. We get angry and we get mad. And that's about as emotional as we ever get! Right?

One Million Emotions - Transcription

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