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Shane Gooseman

Glorified security guards.

Zachary Foxx

It's not my idea Goose, so quit complaining to me!

Shane G..."

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<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Glorified security guards.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>It's not my idea Goose, so quit complaining to me!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Playing nurse maid to a bunch of pictures. Phuh.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>That bunch of pictures happens to be treasures of art from a hundred different cultures. Both human and alien, and priceless.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>Doc's right. This is an opportunity to generate a lot of good will among allied planets.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>But it's also an opportunity for big trouble, and we're supposed to make sure that trouble doesn't happen!</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>It'll do you good to see an art show, Goose.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>I'd rather be chasing smugglers.</dd>
<dt>the Tower</dt>
<dd>We have you on scans, Ranger 1. Tube 3.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>That landscape's from Nebraska.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>The planet or the state?</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>The planet, Doc. And that. Hm... that looks like a Zeotrope mobile.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>What's that thing?</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>This is a sensation doll. It was made by one of the Poe Mutants.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Edgar Allan Poe mutants it looks like.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Don't joke, my friend. Once upon a time the Poe Mutants controlled a vast empire.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>For a bunch of big shots they sure made lousy art.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>It's not what you can see that's so special about this object. You're supposed to touch it.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>That's a good one. You're supposed to touch it and it's stuck under a foot of glass.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>You bet it is. Because unless you're a Poe that thing is deadly. It's a kind of battery. A storage battery. It holds one million emotions. A hundred thousand kinds of fear, a quarter million varieties of anger, jealousy, love... One touch and...</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Haha! The emotional electric chair. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about somebody stealing this thing.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Maybe not.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>This sounds funny, I know, but it looks almost alive!</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>In a way it is. It literally contains the personality of its maker.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Let's make the rounds.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>Now what time is it?</dd>
<dt>Sanderson</dt>
<dd>Relax, we've got three more hours till everybody clears out and we can go to work. --- Looks good, I'll go first.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>I thought I was gonna go crazy cooped up inside that thing.</dd>
<dt>Sanderson</dt>
<dd>Hey, you'll forget all about that once you start counting your money. So let's get this business over with.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>Hey! What's going on?</dd>
<dt>Sanderson</dt>
<dd>Let's get out of here!</dd>
<dt>some Ranger</dt>
<dd>Stay right where you are. If you move, you're a memory!</dd>
<dt>some Ranger</dt>
<dd>Ugh.</dd>
<dt>Sanderson</dt>
<dd>Uagh!</dd>
<dt>some Ranger</dt>
<dd>Hugh!</dd>
<dt>the Curator</dt>
<dd>Be careful with those pieces. Would you look at this mess! How could you let this happen?</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Take it easy, curator.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>I've ordered a full station search.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Good. Find any identification on the thief your men stopped?</dd>
<dt>some Ranger</dt>
<dd>None, but we're running a few checks right now.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>So are we.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>That's how they got in here!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>They just sat all scrunched up in here until everybody was gone.</dd>
<dt>the Curator</dt>
<dd>Get down from there. Are you loony?</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Curator, when was this web and spider installed?</dd>
<dt>the Curator</dt>
<dd>Why, just yesterday morning. Early shuttle brought it in from Mars. The artist lives there in a colony called New Pigale. A woman named Arizona Magee.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>I've heard of her.</dd>
<dt>the Curator</dt>
<dd>Everybody has heard about Arizona. She's fabulously famous. And she couldn't possibly have had anything to do with this. That is out of the ...</dd>
<dt>some Ranger</dt>
<dd>Emergency. Area seven.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Come on. Sounds like somebody's trying to leave.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Wait for me!</dd>
<dt>some Ranger</dt>
<dd>He's escaped.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>He's gone! You let him go?</dd>
<dt>some Ranger</dt>
<dd>Listen guys. I wasn't armed and he was. I don't get paid enough to be a hero!</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Galaxy Rangers, we're going to Mars. I think we should have a little talk with this Arizona Magee.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Arizona Magee, sensation dolls, spiders from Mars, now we're cooking!</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>Whaa! Eh, you scared me Mr. Subtract. I wasn't expecting you to be here.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Oh. We've been waiting quite a while. Hope you don't mind. I gave my little friend some cake you had lying around.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>No, of course I don't mind. Well, I got it.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Yeah, so I heard. Everybody's heard. What happened Miller? You were both supposed to be back here by the time they even found out the sensation doll was missing!</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>I don't know what happened, Mr Subtract. Everything was great until we grabbed the thing. And then, they got Sanderson.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Yeah, they did. But at least I got the doll. Miller. Kindly open that suitcase, will you. I want to see what this thing looks like.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>So, there it is, Mr. Subtract. Eh, eh do you have the money with you? I'm really gonna need it fast.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Easy, Crumb.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>Mr. Subtract, eh, my money! Hey, hey what're you doing? Oh no, no! Hey, no no! Stop! No no no no AAAARRR!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>What's the story here? Are the bugs taking over? Call the exterminator.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>Earth pests that stowed away on colonists' ships have found Mars much to their liking.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>Well, I guess we know where the artist gets her inspiration.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Arizona? Arizona Magee?</dd>
<dt>Arizona Magee</dt>
<dd>Miller? Is that you? Where've you been? Who are you? I thought you were Miller.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>Miller?</dd>
<dt>Arizona Magee</dt>
<dd>My helper. You don't think I lug all this heavy metal around by myself, do you? Are you people art collectors? Do you wanna buy somethin'?</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>This helper of yours, Miller, by any chance, did he recently deliver a sculpture of yours to the show on BETA space station?</dd>
<dt>Arizona Magee</dt>
<dd>Yes, just yesterday. What's the problem?</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>Do you happen to know where Mr Miller lives?</dd>
<dt>Arizona Magee</dt>
<dd>You're police, aren't you? What's a Galaxy Ranger?</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Would you please come along with us and show us where Miller lives? We'll explain everything along the way.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Do you sell much of this stuff?</dd>
<dt>Arizona Magee</dt>
<dd>Believe it or not: Yes! Heee, he, he, he! --- I don't understand. You think he hid inside my sculpture?</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>{\em Sob, sob.</dd>
If I get my hands on Subtract for doing this to me I'll... I'm so mad, I could tear him to pieces. I'm sorry I ever got involved in this thing! Why did I let Jacky Subtract talk me into it? I'm sorry, Arizona. I'm really sorry.
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>He touched the doll.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Sounds as if he was forced to.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>The emotional electric chair.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>You all really hate me! Well, I hate you too! Ugh.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>This Jacky Subtract who talked you into this, does he have the sensation doll now?</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>If I tell you where he is will you promise not to hurt me?</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>We won't.</dd>
<dt>Miller</dt>
<dd>Jacky lives over in the lowest east side. Everybody knows Jacky Subtract over there. Now please go away.</dd>
<dt>some Alien</dt>
<dd>You want what?</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>A mars ruby.</dd>
<dt>some Alien</dt>
<dd>Go to a jewel store, don't come to me.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>The ruby I want isn't for sale. The owner wants to keep it, but I want it.</dd>
<dt>some Alien</dt>
<dd>You want somebody to steal this ruby for you, is that it? You don't want me, lady, you want Jacky Subtract. Pandemonium Street Number 301.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Good little bug.</dd>
<dt>some Alien</dt>
<dd>Hey, boss, this lady wants to talk to you.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Now, what's all this I hear about a ruby that's not for sale?</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>I'm not interested in the ruby, Mr. Subtract. What really interests me is a little doll.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Ah, I see. --- I need some help in here!</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>You rang? --- Neat trick!</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>If he leaves the building by the back exit he'll run right into Goose.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Uh! Crumb! Crumb! Here, Crumb! Come to daddy!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Where's the doll, creep?</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Doll? I don't play with dolls. Can't you see I'm a grown man?</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Don't get funny with me, pal. I'm warning you.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Crumb, you naughty girl. Where have you been?</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>I don't believe this, a trained roach! This job just keeps getting better!</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Crumb! Attack!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Yuck!</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Don't hurt Crumb. Have a heart. Leave my pet alone.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Tell me where the doll is or I'll squash this bug.</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>Alright. Just don't hurt it!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Where is it?</dd>
<dt>Jackie Subtract</dt>
<dd>It's on its way to earth. There is a guy there, who collects statues and sculptures and stuff for this weird garden that he's got. I had the doll stolen for him.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Where on earth?</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>I ran a check on this collector. He is an art lover alright. What he loves, he buys. And what he can't buy, he steals and smuggles from Tortuna to New Jersey.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>And he lives in New Jersey?</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>He owns New Jersey!</dd>
<dt>the Tower</dt>
<dd>Roger Ranger 1, you are cleared for landing.</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>Now, it's so beautifully ugly, isn't it, Peters?</dd>
<dt>Peters</dt>
<dd>If you say so, Sir.</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>This sun comes out at night, doesn't it Peters?</dd>
<dt>Peters</dt>
<dd>If you say so, Sir. Sir, apparently some intruders have entered the property.</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>Oh, I wonder if they've come for you. --- I don't think we need worry too much about intruders.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>This garden - something tells me it's not as innocent as it looks.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>Now I know why we haven't seen any guards around here! Whaa!</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>I think there is the man to see.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Be careful. --- The fountain! Blast the fountain!</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>My fire-fountain! Those philistines have destroyed my fire-fountain!</dd>
<dt>Peters</dt>
<dd>If you say so, Sir.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>There's something very familiar about the collector.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>You two deal with the collector, we'll take care of ourselves.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>Got an idea. We have to move together, O.K.? Drag this thing towards that tree over there.</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>Eieigh.</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>Goose, it's Brappo, and he's got the doll. Remember, don't touch it.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>Worse than gum my boot. --- I'm billing him for dry cleaning.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>You caused us a lot of trouble, Brappo. Now I'm gonna cause you some.</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>Peters, get rid of him.</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Grrrr!</dd>
<dt>Peters</dt>
<dd>I quit, Sir.</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>Peters! Alright. How much do you want?</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Don't make me mad. We're here for the doll.</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>You can't have it, it's mine! Aargh!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Niko! No!</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Goose!</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>Don't touch him!</dd>
<dt>Brappo</dt>
<dd>Mommyy!</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>Goose, can you hear me?</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Goose?</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>How do you feel, Gooseman?</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>Feel? I feel... wonderful. Go to sleep my masterpiece, you're safe now.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>What happened? Why didn't he...?</dd>
<dt>Niko</dt>
<dd>He did. Goose absorbed everything that the sensation doll had to give. One million emotions. But Goose's bio-defences protected him, in a very special way.</dd>
<dt>Zachary Foxx</dt>
<dd>Do you remember what Niko said? That doll contains the lifeforce of its maker. And Goose absorbed that lifeforce. He became that Poe mutant artist.</dd>
<dt>Walter 'Doc' Hartford</dt>
<dd>Goose? An artist? Then I'm Santa Claus! One million emotions. What was it like? Come on!</dd>
<dt>Shane Gooseman</dt>
<dd>What was what like? I didn't feel a thing, I'm telling you. You know us supertroopers, Doc. We get angry and we get mad. And that's about as emotional as we ever get! Right?</dd>
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Shane Gooseman

Glorified security guards.

Zachary Foxx

It's not my idea Goose, so quit complaining to me!

Shane G..."