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'''Summary:''' <nowiki>A computer virus makes Buzzwang act a little stranger than usual.</nowiki>

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<poem style="border: 2px solid #d6d2c5; background-color: #f9f4e6; padding: 1em; font-family:verdana;"><p><strong>Buzzwang took off with the disclaimer saying that I don't own any Galaxy Ranger characters. Just some more fun Buzzwang torture which tortures Commander Walsh and pretty much everyone else at BETA.</strong></p>
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<p>"All right," Commander Walsh sighed. "I know I am going to <strong>regret</strong> asking this but how did <strong>this </strong>happen?"</p>
<p>"ROCK ON TO ELECTRIC AVENUE!" Buzzwang was dancing around wildly on top of a table in the cafeteria. Several rangers and other people were standing around watching the show.</p>
<p>"Please tell me that Bubblehead didn't reprogram him again," Commander Walsh sighed.</p>
<p>"Actually he <strong>didn't</strong> have anything to do with this," Q-Ball coughed. "This time."</p>
<p><em>"You know you make me wanna…SHOUT! KICK MY HEELS UP AND</em> <em>SHOUT!</em>" Buzzwang spun around, jumping from table to table.</p>
<p>"So why is Buzzwang break dancing like a reject from So You Really Think You Can Dance?" Zach asked.</p>
<p>CRASH!</p>
<p>"Emphasis on <strong>break,"</strong> Zach sighed. "As in breaking everything in sight."</p>
<p>"Apparently there's this new computer virus going around that causes any computer it infects to act…" Zach Jr. began.</p>
<p>"OH BABY THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!" Buzzwang leapt at a female android named Rusty. "AHOOOGAH!"</p>
<p>"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MALFUNCTIONING MORON!" Rusty screamed as she ran for her life.</p>
<p>"KISS ME BABY!" Buzzwang cried out as he chased her.</p>
<p>"Like that…" Zach Jr. sighed.</p>
<p>"SOMEONE ASSIST ME!" Rusty yelled. "Preferably with a loaded blaster!"</p>
<p>"<em>LOVE! EXCITING AND NEEEWWWWWWWW!"</em> Buzzwang sang as he chased her.</p>
<p>"A drunken android running amok," Shane Gooseman folded his arms. "Now I've seen everything."</p>
<p>"It wouldn't be a normal day at BETA if <strong>something</strong> didn't go wrong or someone went insane," Commander Walsh sighed.</p>
<p><em>"Tip toe through the tulips! By the willow!"</em> Buzzwang sang the song as he danced around and chased Rusty at the same time.</p>
<p>"Really Buzzwang! This is extremely unprofessional!" Rusty yelled. "I have half a mind to file a sexual harassment suit!"</p>
<p>"Well that's more than what Buzzwang has," Shane said cheerfully. "Uh Doc is working on a cure for the virus isn't he?"</p>
<p>"As we speak," Q-Ball nodded.</p>
<p>"How did the virus get into his system in the first place?" Zach asked.</p>
<p>"Well that's the funny part," Q-Ball gulped. "I was experimenting with new ways to make electronic cream cheese and…"</p>
<p>"Never mind! I <strong>don't </strong>want to hear any more!" Walsh snapped.</p>
<p>"Electronic <strong>cream cheese?"</strong> Shane asked.</p>
<p>"Don't ask," Zach Jr. sighed.</p>
<p>"But how or why does anyone make electronic cream cheese?" Shane asked.</p>
<p>"The man said not to ask!" Walsh barked.</p>
<p>"WHAT NOW MY LOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEE?" Buzzwang danced around.</p>
<p>"I MEAN IT! IF BUZZWANG DOES NOT STOP CHASING ME I WILL FILE A SEXUAL HARRASEMENT SUIT!" Rusty screamed.</p>
<p>"There's new ground right there," Zach remarked. "The first sexual harassment suit filed <strong>by</strong> an android <strong>against</strong> an android."</p>
<p>"Just what I need to get me through the day," Walsh quipped, "New fresh layers of Hell for me to wade through."</p>
<p>"So what do we do?" Q-Ball asked.</p>
<p>"What we did the <strong>last</strong> time Buzzwang's programming went insane," Walsh told him. "Dismantle his arms and legs until he calms down and comes to his senses. Such as they are."</p>
<p>"I'll get the screwdriver," Zach Jr. went off to the toolbox.</p>
<p>"And one more thing," Walsh cautioned. "Don't play Spin the Buzzwang after you've done it!"</p>
<p>"Spin the Buzzwang?" Zach did a double take.</p>
<p>"It's more like truth or dare," Q-Ball remarked.</p>
<p>"That explains that picture I saw of you in a dress," Shane remarked.</p>
<p>"I thought I looked rather slimming in that," Q-Ball said. "It hid my chunky thighs."</p>
<p>"And <strong>that </strong>explains why I have been spending more and more time in my office at night drinking scotch," Commander Walsh muttered to himself as he left the room.</p>
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