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Rationalizations for Being a Member of the Series 5 Team

Post by RabbiBob » Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:42 am

:badge: :zach: :badge: :stranger: :badge: :niko: :badge: :doc: :badge:

  • Bending the rules is how I get my kicks.
  • Biodefenses, Psychic Gifts, Thunderbolts, and Tweakers; need I say more?
  • Cybersteeds are MUCH smarter than the Queen's mutated mounts!
  • Doc can hack into the school computers and erase my bad grades.
  • Geezy is always intimidated enough to give good information.
  • GV and ALMA are cooler than flight attendants.
  • Having a highly-skilled teammate watch your back is a smart idea.
  • I can always fight my way out of insanely impossible odds.
  • I get to visit far-flung planets (Tortuna, Tarkon, Granna, etc.)
  • I ''live'' to see the ongoing romantic angst between Goose and Niko.
  • I'm taking "nasty glare" lessons from Zach. If ANYTHING can intimidate Senator Wheiner...
  • It's '''NEVER''' dull.
  • My reasons of "Why I Became a Galaxy Ranger" are in the hundreds.
  • My reasons why I'm sorry I did it are in the thousands.
  • My singing voice and musical talents have improved greatly over time.
  • No guts, no glory!
  • Nobody ticks the Series Fives off and gets away with it!
  • Ranger One and Goose's Interceptor are the only ways to fly.
  • The leftover power in my badge comes in handy during blackouts.
  • Three words: Series Five Implants.
  • Walsh usually gives 24 hours to do the impossible.
  • Who ''else'' can dress up as Zanquil peddlers every other week and get away with it?
  • You can see ''see'' Niko every day.

Source: Originally found on the GRCD1 fan-made CD and the mailing list.
Rationalizations for Being a Member of the Series 5 Team

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Re: Rationalizations for Being a Member of the Series 5 Team

Post by MaryNiko » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:21 am

ohhhhhhhhh ... I loved it !!
I had never read it (I think), although there are things that sound ...
RB, you must make many copies of those CDs, in case they go bad.
To know what (demons) you have there! Surely there are psychocrystals but good ones!

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Re: Rationalizations for Being a Member of the Series 5 Team

Post by RabbiBob » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:25 am

I've got backups! :RB_Doc: :pathfinder:

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Re: Rationalizations for Being a Member of the Series 5 Team

Post by RojDojRanger » Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:58 pm

I thought I'd try to add a few:

Because being a Series 4 Ranger is so 2079--ughh!
Because someone needs to give a super bionic slap to any idiot who says "We don't need no stinkin' badges!".
To paraphrase my RojRule #3: Save the Bovo 6 poop for the cow pastures--not my Star Boots...

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